Balls to Twitter

Twitter. Twitter. Twitter fucking Twitter. I still don't know what the fuck it is. Apparently you just post status updates all day long? I feel like there has to be more to it, but I don't dare try to find out because I had a hell of a time trying to fucking figure out Facebook. I still don't know how to use half the shit on Facebook and I've had it for like two years! So fuck you Twitter! If I did "tweet" or "twit" or whatever the fuck its called when you do that shit... I would just tell people when I was taking a shit and what it looked like. Maybe get some of those "tweeting" bastards off the goddamn site.