A creature with legs and a tail.

She lays on my computer and always turns on caps lock and filter keys. She sits on my homework and smears the pen ink all over the pages. She sounds like a quacking duck (okay that I kind of like). But anyway, she is always right under my feet, so then I step on her and feel like a bad person. She steals pillows and leg room. She's a slut (she was pregnant). Right now her ear is tickling my hand. Her babies scratched a lot. She's ugly. J'adore ma chatte.